Don't you come near me

I had to read an essay called "Behind The Formaldehyde Curtain" for my english class, and it made me come to a certain conclusion...

When I die, I either want to be cremated,
or go straight to my bloody coffin the moment I'm dead.
no Embalming for me, thank you..

So if I die anytime in the near future, before I have a will written out..
make sure whoever it is who's dealing with my death and burial, knows that I don't want those damn people who 'makeover the dead' anywhere near me.

The essay is pretty good.
I was amazed that it was a woman who wrote it. haha.

*Edit:

I forgot to add that it's illegal in the U.S. to not be embalmed, unless you are cremated within I believe it was 48 hours of dying.. Meaning I have to die out of the country.. Or be burned to ashes a day after dying. :D